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New global virus called ıd-10t is spreading quickly |
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Murder hornets are deadly because they carry glocks |
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Tom brady won’t practice with bucs until team stops showering naked |
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Trump signs executive order banning all alcohol sales, starting april 1st |
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New law allows babies to carry guns to promote gun safety (2) |
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Cdc warns animal crossing players not to travel to other islands |
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Prince charles tests positive for coronavirus, somehow, meghan markle’s fault |
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Billionaire upset he’s not profiting from current coronavirus pandemic |
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Mcdonald’s gave raises and bonuses to automated kiosks but not workers |
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Donald trump shows off dragon ball z season 1 dvd set in photo shoot |
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Amazon equipping delivery drones with a***ault rifles to protect products |
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Trump corrects statement, says he’s taking weight loss product hydroxycut (2) |
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Walmart forcing customers without masks to wear thong face masks |
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Study: people who don’t return shopping carts are total pieces of s**** |
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The grim reaper says he’s tired of working from home |
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Government starts gun ban after a***ault rifle tested positive for covid-19 (2) |
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Spotlight |
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Gerber picks donald trump as next ‘gerber baby’ |
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New nsa leak shows 5g towers are used to charge surveillance birds |
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Joe biden to pick vp by best hair sniff in private one-on-one meetings (2) |
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President donald trump to reopen the “kkk”, deems it essential (2) |
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Porsche introducing new electric car, but limited to 500ft power cord |
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Exxon mobil to lay-off several members of congress as oil prices crash |
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